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Cast
Script
(Sweepy Steve is putting up the sponsor on the billboard)
Announcer: "Brought to you by Café Penguino. When you're here, you're at a restaurant."
(Episode begins at Table Town Middle School, Helen's class, Helen is looking at her reflection in a hand mirror)
Helen: "Do these kids even know how lucky they are? To have me as their teacher? Sometimes I wonder." (sighs) "Where was I? Oh yes." (throws the mirror) "Vocal warm ups?" (takes a deep breath) "Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather..."
(As Helen continues her warm ups, a window opens in a nearby building, getting Kiff's attention. She looks out the classroom window and sees a rope made out of tissues being thrown out the open window, Harry then climbs onto the windowsill.)
Kiff: (grabbing Barry, brining him to the window) "Psst, Barry, isn't that your brother Harry?"
(Harry then starts descending down the wall using the makeshift rope)
Barry: (nonchalantly) "Yeah."
Kiff: "I think...I think he's skipping."
Barry: "Good for him, it's great exercise."
Kiff: "No, not..." (begins jumping up and down while moving her arms before stopping) "He's skipping school, rolling the dice with his education."
Barry: "Oh no!"
Helen: (lying on her desk) "Exactly, good. No-no-no-no-no-no-nooooo."
(Principal Secretary opens the door to the class, peaking his head inside.)
Principal Secretary: "Uh, Buns, Chatterley, a word."
Helen: (slyly) "Oooh, you're gonna get it."
(Kiff and Barry exit the classroom and look at their principal.)
Barry: (worriedly, while holding Kiff) "Are we in trouble?"
Principal Secretary: "No, you're in the hallway. Huh, hmm?" (Kiff and Barry don't say anything in response, Principal Secretary adjusts his tie.) "Alright, enough humor, I'll cut to the chase." (in a hushed voice, leaning closer to Kiff and Barry) "I like what you two are saying about skipping."
Kiff (confused) "How did you..."
Principal Secretary: "I bug all my classrooms, I heard everything." (pulls out a small microphone from his ear.)
(Helen is still doing her warm ups in her classroom, her voice can be heard through the microphone, but Principal Secretary turns it off.)
Principal Secretary: "I have a special assignment for you two." (gets closer to Kiff and Barry) "Harry's been evading me for weeks, I need you to trail him, find out exactly what trouble he's been getting into, and report back to me."
Kiff: "Trouble? oh-ho. I-I'm sure there's a reason why Harry had to leave."
Principal Secretary: (desperate) "Then find out what it is!" (takes out two hall passes, with the "H" in "hall" scribbled out, so it says "ALL PASS".) "Here, take these all passes." (Kiff reaches out to grab them, but Principal Secretary slaps her hand.) "Guard these with your life. With them, you can roam free, out in the real world during school hours."
(Kiff and Barry are amazed by this, their mouths wide open. Principal Secretary then puts the passes on their bodies, poking them slightly.)
Kiff: "Ow."
Barry: "Ouch."
(The two friends give a serious salute, Principal Secretary laughs.)
Principal Secretary: "That's not necessary, but I like it." (walks away)
(Kiff and Barry are now standing outside Table Town High School.)
Barry: "I'm not sure about this."
(Kiff gives a determined smile, grabs Barry's hand and drags him inside with her.)
(Inside, Kiff and Barry walk through the hallway where some high school students are.)
Kiff: "Bar, if we can get Harry back on board the learning express, he'll be thanking us from the stage at graduation."
Barry: "Wow, I would like that."
(Kiff and Barry approach a door, Kiff jumps up in an attempt to reach the doorknob. She grabs it and the door opens, with Kiff hanging onto the doorknob.)
Owl Teacher: "...early nineteen hundreds." (notices Kiff and Barry) Pardon me!"
(Kiff falls on the floor, she gets up and she and Barry show off their all passes with sheepish grins.)
Owl Teacher: (realizing) "O-Oh, pardon me." (getting down on one knee.) "C-Come right in."
(Kiff and Barry look at their passes.)
Barry: "Po-tent."
Kiff: (walking in) "We need to get a look at that window."
(As they walk to the window, Kiff and Barry show off their passes to the students, who move their desks aside, letting the two through as they approached the window that Harry had snuck out of earlier. Kiff notices the rope nailed to the floor, Kiff and Barry then descend down the makeshift rope as well. While Kiff lands on the ground, Barry ends up falling in a bush as he screams.)
Kiff: (looks around before noticing something) "Barry, look, footprints."
(Barry rolls out of the bush and sniffs the footprints.)
Barry: (confused) "Huh?"
(He continues sniffing as he crawls on the ground following the footprints, Kiff follows him.)
(They soon end up in a wooded area, Barry then notices a flyer on the ground.)
Barry: "Ahh."
(He gets up and Kiff walks up, picking up the flyer and reading it out.)
Kiff: "Brunch, this Tuesday at Café Penguino, featuring DJ 11:30."
Barry: "Who skips school to go to brunch?"
Kiff: "A brunch bad boy."
(Outside of Café Penguino, Kiff and Barry are watching from a bush, Kiff uses her eyes like binoculars. They see Harry walking up to the two guards, who smile and let Harry inside.)
Kiff: "He's in."
Barry: "Let's go."
(When the two guards see Kiff and Barry approaching, they hold out their hands to stop them. Kiff and Barry just show of their passes again, the two guards then mysteriously float upwards, Kiff and Barry duck under the ribbon, walking inside the cafe.)
(Inside Café Penguino, Kiff and Barry are looking at all the Tabletonians at their tables.)
Barry: "Wow, this place is packed."
(Kiff and Barry walk past a penguin waiter, who is pushing a food cart. Barry grabs a waffle from the passing table and starts eating it.)
Kiff: "Alright, where is he? (notices Barry eating the waffle) "Yeah, fuel up, partner, we're gonna search every corner of this place."
(Barry finishes the waffle and starts cleaning his fingers with his mouth.)
Barry: "Okay, let's go."
(Kiff and Barry go around, showing off their passes to the Tabletonians at their tables, who all gasp in surprise as Kiff and Barry walk through the dining area. They move down a menu, seeing a couple kissing each other. Kiff lifts the menu back up sheepishly and backs away, while Barry butters a potato on the table before leaving.
(In the kitchen, Kiff and Barry once again show off their passes, this time to the chefs. Kiff and Barry end up on a conveyer belt that goes into the dish cleaning machine, they come out the other side as they sparkle.)
(Kiff and Barry then enter the bathroom, where a bird is in a cubical reading a newspaper. He then looks up and sees Kiff and Barry brandishing their passes over the top of the cubical.)
(Kiff and Barry are now in the freezer, wearing winter attire and still showing off their passes. A penguin chef enters and puts a bag of waffles on the shelf, then looks at the two in confusion.)
(A transition with the All Pass is shown, Kiff and Barry are back in the dining area of the cafe.)
Kiff: (sighs) "Well, he must've given us the slip."
Barry: "Principal Secretary is...not gonna be happy with us."
(The lights in the cafe suddenly turn off, the curtains of a nearby stage pull back, and the Tabletonians at their tables start counting down from ten. A DJ table emerges from under the stage, along with a silhouette.)
Kiff: "Holy heck, what's happening?"
Barry: "Is that some sort of...fat beat rising?"
Kiff: (grabbing Barry's face) "Look."