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"Bad Assistant" is a song from the Kiff episode "Personal Assistant".

The song is heard during a montage of Kiff trying to be an incompetent personal assistant to Helen.

The instrumental track for the song is later heard in "Rotten Banana" during the bad fruits' card game.

Lyrics

Singer: She's not good!
She's incompetent!
Unsatisfactory!
Performance!
She'll do the job!
In a poorly manner!
She'll let you down!
And she got no manners!
She's not good!
That's what I said!
She's not good!
She's incompetent!
Not a good assistant!
Not a good assistant!
Not a good assistant!
No way!

Trivia

Cultural references

Gallery

v • e — Songs —
Season 1 "Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Season 2 "Welcome to My Mind" • "The Roof, the Basement" • "Don't Let the Madness In" • "Emergence" • "Angsty Sailor" • "We Love the Lighthouse Keeper" • "Thank You the Chatterleys" • "Good Morning" • "Good Morning Table Town School" • "Got Character (Doo Wop Version)" • "You Can Do Magic" • "Trash Clumpers" • "Happy Birthday" • "Happy Birthday (Banned)" • "Spoiler Avoidin' Squirrel" • "Helen's Muffins" • "Hard for Me" • "Kickin' That Rock" • "I'm Baby New Year" • "Halfway There Day Finale" • "Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo" • "Splashport" • "Down by the Bramble Bushes" • "Wild Goose Chase" • "Younger Siblings" • "Table Town National Anthem" • "She Really Loves Juice" • "Second Place" • "You Better Watch Out" • "I Love You but You're Fired" • "Musical Medley" • "I Don't Feel Nice" • "Something to Confess" • "Buckets and Slides" • "Backpack" • "So Fluffy" • "Left Hangin'" • "Love's a Type of Magic" • "I Will Always Find You"
Specials "Creeping Closer" • "Show Them the Light"
Themes "Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack) • Kiff: Season 2 (Original Soundtrack)