"Second Place" is a song from the Kiff episode "Is Patty a Baddie?".
It is performed by the students in Miss Deer Teacher's class (other than Reggie) about their aim to win second place (behind Reggie) in the school science fair.
Lyrics
- [Verse]
- Kiff: When there's a big nerd in your class, it's a given
- Kiff and Barry: At a science fair, they'll be taking first-place ribbon
- It happens every year, it's a scientific fact
- Everybody knows
- All: Reggie's got it in the bag!
- [Pre-chorus]
- Kiff and Barry: A science fair is not so fair
- When you have to compare a particle accelerator
- With a po-tater
- We're all in a race for second place (All: Second place!)
- [Chorus]
- Kiff and Barry: Second place is the new first place
- In this case (All: Second place!)
- Second place is the new first place
- It's a race, it's a race
- A race for second place
- [Verse]
- Trevor and Billiam: Second place is up for grabs
- We know that first place is out of our hands
- Patty: And that's okay!
- Kiff: It's totally fine!
- Kiff and Patty: It's like being in class with
- All: Owlbert Einstein!
- Kiff and Barry: Second is first and third is second
- And fourth is third, 'cause
- All: Reggie's a nerd!
- [Bridge]
- Kiff: I mean, Reggie, you get it, right?
- Reggie: Yeah, it's pretty much in the bag.
- [Pre-chorus]
- Kiff and Barry: Second is first and third is second
- And fourth is third, 'cause Reggie's a nerd
- Second is first and third is second
- And fourth is third, 'cause Reggie's a nerd!
- Second place (All: Second place!)
- [Chorus]
- Kiff and Barry: Second place is the new first place (Second is first and third is second and fourth is third, 'cause Reggie's a nerd)
- In this case (All: Second place!)
- Second place is the new first place (Second is first and third is second and fourth is third, 'cause Reggie's a nerd)
- It's a race, it's a race, it's a race!
- A race for second place!
