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"So Chunky" is a song from the Kiff episode "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves".

In the song, Candle explains how she ruined her friendship with Trevor by sending him a "chunky text".

An instrumental rearrangement of the song is heard at the Table Town High School prom in "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom". Later, an instrumental marching band version is heard at the track meet between Table Town Middle School and Tuft Pierre in "Kiff Is Good at Sports". In "Hairstory" and "The Macaroni Affair", the original song's instrumental track is heard as Kiff's alarm clock tone.

Lyrics

[Chorus]
Candle: Chunky, so chunky
Sent a text so chunky
There's no turnin' back
Voice: When you send a text like that
Kiff: Like what?
Candle: Chunky, so chunky
Have you ever sent a text so chunky?
It's the end, you can't unsend
[Verse]
Candle: Let me tell ya 'bout this text I sent
I shot it off without a thought and just went straight to bed
I check my phone and I can see that the text was read
It was seen, but it couldn't be unseen!
Kiff: Whaddya mean?
Candle: The text was long
Kiff: How long?
Candle: Real long, like a text from Mom, but longer
With a beginning, but no end
You'd be scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'
I didn't think about a thing I was typin'
I might've been too excited
It's like my fingers were runnin' a marathon
And my mind was left behind
And by the time I hit "send"
It was the end
Of our friendship!
That ship has sailed
On an ocean of poor grammar and unlimited shame
I got no one to blame!
Kiff: She got no one to blame...
Candle: I got no one to blame...
Kiff: She got no one to blame!
Candle: But myself...
[Chorus]
Candle and Kiff: Chunky, so chunky
Sent a text so chunky
There's no turnin' back
Gnome: When you send a text like that
Kiff: Like what?
Candle and Kiff: Chunky, so chunky
Have you ever sent a text so chunky?
It's the end, you can't unsend

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Season 1 "Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Season 2 "Welcome to My Mind" • "The Roof, the Basement" • "Don't Let the Madness In" • "Emergence" • "Angsty Sailor" • "We Love the Lighthouse Keeper" • "Thank You the Chatterleys" • "Good Morning" • "Good Morning Table Town School" • "Got Character (Doo Wop Version)" • "You Can Do Magic" • "Trash Clumpers" • "Happy Birthday" • "Happy Birthday (Banned)" • "Spoiler Avoidin' Squirrel" • "Helen's Muffins" • "Hard for Me" • "Kickin' That Rock" • "I'm Baby New Year" • "Halfway There Day Finale" • "Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo" • "Splashport" • "Down by the Bramble Bushes" • "Wild Goose Chase" • "Younger Siblings" • "Table Town National Anthem" • "She Really Loves Juice" • "Second Place" • "You Better Watch Out" • "I Love You but You're Fired" • "Musical Medley" • "I Don't Feel Nice" • "Something to Confess" • "Buckets and Slides" • "Backpack" • "So Fluffy" • "Left Hangin'" • "Love's a Type of Magic" • "I Will Always Find You"
Specials "Creeping Closer" • "Show Them the Light"
Themes "Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack) • Kiff: Season 2 (Original Soundtrack)