"Wild Goose Chase" is a song from the Kiff episode "A Troll Through the Woods".

It is performed by Wild Goose while he follows Kiff, Barry, and Trollie through the Wicker Woods, narrating their exploits.

Lyrics

Wild Goose: And so, the three friends in their brave entourage

Passed brambles through streams and littered garbage

Until finally, they reached Trollie's uncle's garage

Phil told the tale of a fateful garage sale

Where Count Eyebrows was sold to an athleisure troll

The interested buyer loved teaching Pilates

Who, aside from her fitness bought dolls as a hobby

But Tara said no, the doll was lost weeks ago

When she went to a tree for a sandwich to-go

But sandwich sales had been slow

The gremlin needed cash flow

So he sold the contents of his lost and found

To a peddler fairy who was passing through town

At the wagon, yet another failure—

Gallery

v • e — Songs —
Season 1	"Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Season 2	"Welcome to My Mind" • "The Roof, the Basement" • "Don't Let the Madness In" • "Emergence" • "Angsty Sailor" • "We Love the Lighthouse Keeper" • "Thank You the Chatterleys" • "Good Morning" • "Good Morning Table Town School" • "Got Character (Doo Wop Version)" • "You Can Do Magic" • "Trash Clumpers" • "Happy Birthday" • "Happy Birthday (Banned)" • "Spoiler Avoidin' Squirrel" • "Helen's Muffins" • "Hard for Me" • "Kickin' That Rock" • "I'm Baby New Year" • "Halfway There Day Finale" • "Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo" • "Splashport" • "Down by the Bramble Bushes" • "Wild Goose Chase" • "Younger Siblings" • "Table Town National Anthem" • "She Really Loves Juice" • "Second Place" • "You Better Watch Out" • "I Love You but You're Fired" • "Musical Medley" • "I Don't Feel Nice" • "Something to Confess" • "Buckets and Slides" • "Backpack" • "So Fluffy" • "Left Hangin'" • "Love's a Type of Magic" • "I Will Always Find You"
Specials	"Creeping Closer" • "Show Them the Light"
Themes	"Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks	Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack) • Kiff: Season 2 (Original Soundtrack)