"Principal Secretary"? What sort of ridiculous name is that? I'd never have that name, nor would any of my descendants.

Constable Secretary, "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors"

Constable Secretary is a minor character in the series Kiff. He was a constable in the Table Town police force in the 19th century.

Profile

Constable Secretary was a constable in the Table Town police force who lived in the 19th century. He could be found patrolling the streets of downtown Table Town.

After being sent back 200 years in time in "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors", Kiff and Barry, thinking they are still in the present, approach Constable Secretary in the street for help, mistaking him for his descendant Principal Secretary. Constable Secretary, unfamiliar with them and suspicious of their behavior, decides to take them to the police station, but time suddenly freezes before he can.

Appearances

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Absent
3. "The Other Movie":	Absent	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Absent	32. "Big Coat":	Absent
5. "Stramded":	Absent	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Absent
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Absent
9. "Taily":	Absent	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Absent	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Absent	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Debut
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Absent	43. "PS You're Fired":	Absent
15. "Wiz Ed":	Absent	44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":	Absent
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Absent
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Absent
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Absent
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Absent	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Absent	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Absent	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Absent
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Absent	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Gallery

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v • e — Characters —
Protagonists	Kiff Chatterley • Barry Buns
Supporting characters	Beryl Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Mary Buns • Harry Buns • Terri Buns • Kristophe Buns • Trevor Angstrom • Renée du Bedat • Candle Fox • Reggie Racona • Helen • Miss Deer Teacher • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Roy Fox • Glarbin Gloobin
Recurring characters	Billiam • Gareth • Darryn Gherkinheim • Patty Hoot • Snekole • Agnes • Beverly • Flam Bingo • Pat Chatterley • Ghost Wolf • Dr. Lyon • Miss Moufflé • Pawva Mugg • Michaela Oats • The Pone • Secretary Prince • Rat • Mr. RiPeppa • Trollie • The Wall of Goat • Chubbles Wubbington
Minor characters	DJ Alan • Amira • Andrew • Hobart Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom • Annoying Andy • Baby New Year • Ben Bamboo • Banana • Flam Banjo • Bear Townsperson • Cherry Berry • Mama Berry • Biff • Biker Lady • Bill • Bird Greg • Bird Linda • Birthday Brian • Cakie Bonut • Jadley Brackson • Bríonne • Ridgeway Burlington • Cashier • Cedric • Rose Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Cheryl • Centaur Claus • Computer Gremlin • Lance Contract • Goldie Crispo • Dante • Dee • Dennis • Deryl • Diane • Diego • DJ Donna • Donnie • Drifter • Dumb Bird • Ed • Ben Finn • Quinn Finn • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Bad Boy • Meathead • Mystery Lad • Nice Guy • Party Girl) • Flip • Miss Foodcake • Gayle • Gerard • Ghost Grannie • Gladys • The Glamdals • Gordon • Gram Gram • Grandma Dog • Bort Grig • Ellis Gert Griswold • Lady Jane Harness • Dan Hill • Bigby Hind • Humphrey • Iris • Jean Claude • Jeffy • Jerry Jo • Jill • Judge Judegy • Kenny • Dean Kim • Kim • Klon • Kristen • L.E. • The Left Brothers • Cam Lensington • Lighthouse Keeper • Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo • Little Louis • Liz K. • Professor Lloyd • Lady Lorraine • Kyle Lyon • Regina Lyon • Mav • Meryl • Nick Namé • Nana Chubbs • Nice Old Singer • Other Barry • Tech Pelican • Mr. Penguino • Jackie Pennidötter • Pete • Phil • Rupert Pianovski • Markus Plue • Tarryn Plue • Kim Popularé • Rachel Racona • Robby Racona • Rad • Rex • Rhonda • Rita • Robyn • Rock • Granite Rockberg • Rockwell • Rodney • Joyce Rogers • Roo • Rory • Rosso • Ma Saddle • Pa Saddle • Rob Sadly • Todd Sadly • Sally • Scarm Scaremly • Scribbling Salvatore • Seagull Girl • Constable Secretary • Secretary Mom • Fred Shepherd • Forlington Slarvly • Slent • Slimmy P • Crumble Smallsmith • Tippy Snooker • Principal Swan • Timmy Table • Tara • Vanilla Tigner • Tony • Professor Totsy • The Tower • Tracey • Tracey's Parents • Harriet Trimble • Tuft Pierre Students • Miss Tulane • Tyler • Erica Von Ant • Wayne • Danny Wibbon • Wild Goose • George Meredith Willows